Patterned Vests
Nothing says “old man” like a vest with a fun pattern! Bonus points if the vest is dark blue, green or yellow. They’re very unflattering to the shape and vests overall aren’t something you need in your wardrobe. These sleeveless monstrosities don’t keep you warm or look good and have no practical purpose other than to show the world how old you are and how much you want the neighbourhood kids off your damn lawn.
Patterned Vests
Cop Dramas
Why are there so many cop shows? Like we get it, people get murdered and it’s a horrible thing, but do we need over 20 Law & Orders to glorify this tragic crime for nothing more than entertainment? Cop dramas are, however, at its core, a staple in society and we can’t imagine a world without our grandma’s frantic obsession with over 10 seasons of Criminal Minds, or our aunt questioning her sexuality after bingeing Rizzoli & Isles.
Cop Dramas
