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Published on 08/03/2021
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The Large Age Gap Between The Two

Henry would eventually get over his disappointment in Anne’s looks and the pair were wedded on January 6, 1540. During this period, the king was 48 years old, while Anne was half his age – the two could have been father and daughter! This was quite the age gap, but back in the day, this was perfectly normal, especially for nobility and kings. According to historians, Henry was not just old – his health was beginning to deteriorate.

The Large Age Gap Between The Two

The Large Age Gap Between The Two

The king was nearing middle-age, and his waist measurement matched his age number for number, at 48 inches. He was becoming increasingly immobile, which led to fast weight gain. The man would eat only meat, and enormous mounds at that. With such a lavish lifestyle came a range of afflictions. Henry would soon come to suffer insufferably long periods of constipation and sores would erupt across his body. The man had little place calling someone else ugly, to put it mildly.

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The Awkward First Encounter Between Henry And Anne

Knowing how unattractive and unwell Henry was, you can imagine that Anne’s first meeting with the big man was not an enchanting one. Henry did his best to disappoint, too, which did not make things any easier for the upcoming nuptials. Their introduction took place in 1540, on New Year’s Day, just months before the big day. Anne and her escort made their way to Rochester Abbey. It was there that the princess watched bullbaiting through the window of the room where she waited. Eventually, Henry entered, and unleashed a hilariously average first impression.

The Awkward First Encounter Between Henry And Anne

The Awkward First Encounter Between Henry And Anne

The Tudor court was big on dress up and disguises, and Henry believed that playing at dress up was the best way to woo Anne. If you consult the book Anne of Cleves: Henry VIII’s Unwanted Wife written by Sarah-Beth Watkins included a quote from the imperial ambassador for Henry, called Eustace Chapuys. He described how Henry suddenly grabbed and smooched Anne, who was embarrassed and did not know who had accosted her. When they got talking, Anne thought that Henry was rather small and kept peeking out the window.

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