Things That Nobody Appreciates But The Boomer Generation

Patterned Vests

Nothing says “old man” like a vest with a fun pattern! Bonus points if the vest is dark blue, green or yellow. They’re very unflattering to the shape and vests overall aren’t something you need in your wardrobe. These sleeveless monstrosities don’t keep you warm or look good and have no practical purpose other than to show the world how old you are and how much you want the neighbourhood kids off your damn lawn.

Patterned Vests